February 2011
Cat Update
Fuckin cat scared the shit out of me this morning.
Looks like it’s a sprain and nothing severe. He hurt one of his wrists but he can still move his paw (even though he hates doing it.) If something were broken he would be crying constantly.
He’s sitting on the bed right now and chilling. He’s using his wounded paw now too. I had a cat that got hit by a car once and died from...
January 2011
go on deviantart and hit random deviation. you...
auwa:
welp
:C
shit shit SHIT
Roast beef came in and he’s crying non stop, he won’t walk and just hid under the bed. I try to call to him but he just cries some more or drags himself toward me for a few moments before giving up.
I have to wait for my mom to get home before I can go to the vet.
SHIT.
hauntedskull:
how does one go about reading macho dude responses to feminism without developing like 30 ulcers immediately
Just print out a bunch of pictures of Maddox, place them on your wall, and throw a knife at them until the hurting stops.
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
riotgrraffe:
roxanneritchi:[via]
“To all the people of world”
Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is...
richard-escobar asked: AAA that was a good and insightful read, also enjoyed the examples you used and agree with you that there is more to darkness than just slapping some blood and over the top cliche "IM A PSYCHO" esque poop smeared with their butts.
"The gore in it punctuates the mood instead of defining it." this is so true heh good stuff, man
"The gore in it punctuates the mood instead of defining it." this is so true heh good stuff, man
richard-escobar asked: http://gc.astrology.com/gc/starstories/4721/David-Spade.jpg
“What the hell is with all these goddamn elephants?”
– mom, cleaning grandma’s abandoned mess.
Okay what the fuck
So I was given a timeline to study with SEVENTY TWO dates and events on it.
I wrote down each event on a card with all the information.
When I took the test there were 20 questions, match the event/person to each date. Each event labeled A, B, C, D- etc.
The answers were LITERALLY A B C D E F G and so in IN THAT ORDER
Of course I got an A but what the fuck, that was the stupidest test...
Final Rat Update
Guy came over and picked up the rat. He was SUPER SWEET, extra happy to have a new rat and even happier to have a bunch of pet supplies. I’m very confident that my grandma’s rat will not become snake food.
HAPPY ENDING
ANOTHER RAT UPDATE
Okay I said I would be working on schoolwork but this is IMPORTANT.
Posted an ad on craigslist about an hour ago. 30 minutes later and I have a husband and wife contacting me to add another rat to their collection.
He’s coming to pick it up any minute now.
YOU BETTER BE THANKFUL RAT.
I tried to take him out for a webcam pic but he just grabs my hand and licks my fingers non stop and...
Fuck you, put a SPADE/♠ in my ask box and I'll...
dogribs:
theworldisjustillusions:
obscureheiroglyph:
killerdiarrheaonion:
I don’t know I’m just bored waiting for this shit computer to finish rendering.
I want to do this too. :U
yes sure this also why not cockstuck
THIS IS MORE SUITED TOWARDS ME
DO IT
I need something to rant about when I get finished slogging through this homework.
More on the pet rat
Called a local shelter specializing in rodents but they were full up (No surprise there, sadly)
Shot off an e-mail to the humane society and if I’m lucky they’ll take him. He’ll likely be put down but STILL it’s better to try than to do nothing and have him released into the back yard.
Also put up an ad on craigslist but it makes me nervous. Though to be fair their FOR A...
Simlish Dictionary Contest
sims3-:
This is a spin-off of my last post:
Anyway, I thought I’d make this into a contest. If I do happen to get enough people submitting, lets say 5 or more, I’ll create a sim and give it to the person who’s sentence makes the most sense.
You can submit your sentence. You do not have to record it if you do not want to be, but it would be nice. I will be posting them on here.
SUBMIT
Good...
3DS!!!
Lune (º✖º): Battery 3-5 hours for 3DS games and 5-8 hours for DS games, depending on screen brightness (1300 mAh)[74]
Lune (º✖º): :|
Lune (º✖º): my goddamn ds phat batteries get 3 hours of life and thats because theyre fucking old
Lune (º✖º): cant wait for the 3ds dx thatll have a brighter and bigger screen, more battery life, and a new attachment thatll finger your asshole for you
Auwa: hahahahah
Lune (º✖º): uhg
Lune (º✖º): at least it has its own browser intigrated in
Lune (º✖º): im still going to get it anyways lol
Auwa: yea
Lune (º✖º): so i can cum to link and pit
Lune (º✖º): and pet my virtual cat
Auwa: lmfao
I found a Sims3 mod where you can add new career paths and change the requirements and events for each one
UH OH
augh
oh god
what the fuck
zero to full blown mania tonight.
There are literally 20 pieces of bristol board scribbled all over with ink drawings. I haven’t slept all night but I’m not tired.
I’m not really upset or anything but my brain is going a mile a minute. all these drawings were done within 15 minutes at most I don’t have a steady hand I can’t do anything...
Rat Boigle Supreme: Pet Rat →
akumyo:
When my grandma left she didn’t have time to take her pet rat with her.
I feel bad and I’m not sure how to find it a new home. I can’t take it because I have a cat, and my parents don’t want it since we have enough pets already (including a gerbil and a rabbit)
It’s a rat so I have…
Yeah he’s a real sweety, tamest rat I’ve ever seen. My grandmother BABIED that...
>get a creativity rush at most inconvenient time
>begin doing freestyle ink drawing
>get ink everywhere including your goddamn mouth
>so pro
Pet Rat
When my grandma left she didn’t have time to take her pet rat with her.
I feel bad and I’m not sure how to find it a new home. I can’t take it because I have a cat, and my parents don’t want it since we have enough pets already (including a gerbil and a rabbit)
It’s a rat so I have no clue where I can take it.
Who made guns so hard to draw
dogribs:
Fuck them with the wide end of a rake goddamn
My life
Yes lets make a character with duel wield pistols that turns into a dragon with SIX HANDS no this won’t be hard to draw at all I’m a goddamn genius
99 Problems (But an Elephant Ain't One)
So Grandma has moved out of our house and is going to live in Kansas City with her sister.
Our livingroom is filled with all the shit she dragged out from craigslist.
WHO WANTS SOME ELEPHANTS!?!