February 2012
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Burgers
Me: You opened up burger commissions but everything is closed right now!
P.Dog: I'M HUNGRY.
P.Dog: YOU NEED TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE OF MY NEED FOR BURGERS.
Me: I'm never letting you watch two movies in a row again.
P.Dog: BURGDEMIC
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I WANT A BURGER BUY ME A BURGER AND I’LL DRAW YOUR CHARACTER OR YOUR FAVORITE LITTLE PONY/HOMESTICKY EATING A BURGER HTTP://AKUMYO.TUMBLR.COM WILL DO IT TOO. #burgergate #burgdemic
Partydog you are overstimulated why did I let you watch birdemic for four hours!? YOU WATCHED IT TWICE.
OKAY SURE GIVE US MONEY FOR A BURGER AND I’LL DRAW SOMETHING FOR YOU
I’LL DRAW...
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it's late and a lot of my conversations have to do...
IanJay: my ass is "metamorphic" which means it was formed from heat and tectonic pressure within the earth's crust
Akumyo: fklaefeak;l
IanJay: hey, it could be worse
IanJay: i could have an igneous ass
IanJay: do you know how many chairs I'd go through
IanJay: SO MANY
Akumyo: You would have a REALLY hard time at cons
IanJay: *science jokez*
The last three days at work, summed:
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Day 1:
- I sat in the basement alone putting price stickers on very small lego sets. For eight hours.
Day 2:
- Asked if customer needed help with anything, was informed I was “disgusting.” Destroyed for the rest of the day.
Day 3:
- Asked if customer was doing alright, got witnessed to and was handed a Jehovas’ Witness pamphlet. On the sales floor.
I was...
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So It's been over a month-
surfdog2000:
akumyo:
Since I started dating Partydog. Eueheuhe.
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so i think the question on my, as well as EVERYONE’S, mind is
why the hell hasn’t Wurtz changed his first name to Kanye yet like I told him to
I keep trying to convince him but he keeps waffling it’s a sticking point in our relationship!!!
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Everybody Birthday
P.Dog: Your comic 'Thieves' is too mean.
P.Dog: It should be called "Friends".
P.Dog: They give all the money back and say sorry. Then they give everyone presents because it's their birthday.
P.Dog: Then they get presents because it's their birthday too.
P.Dog: Everybody has a birthday on the same day.
P.Dog: Then they go to the zoo and put all the animals in party hats.
P.Dog: Then they release the animals because it's also the animals birthday!
P.Dog: Then everyone goes to the water-park, and they ride a tiger down the water slide.
P.Dog: They sit on its tummy and grab it by the arms.
P.Dog: Then Lark and Gwen visit Pajamas (He is alive again.)
P.Dog: Then they give him a present (it is his birthday!)
P.Dog: And kiss him on the cheeks.
P.Dog: There, I fixed your comic. You're welcome.
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POP FETISH
Me: I got you a present!
P.Dog: DID YOU GET ME A BALLOON!?
P.Dog: ARE YOU GOING TO FILL IT WITH AIR?
P.Dog: AND PUT IT OVER MY DICK
P.Dog: AND POP IT!?
P.Dog: POP FETISH
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So It's been over a month-
Since I started dating Partydog. Eueheuhe.
I’m really hesitant to come out with this publicly since there is a good chance that myself or Wurtz will get inappropriate questions. I don’t want that at all.
What I do want is to be able to talk openly about my relationship like any other person, because I love Wurtz and there is a lot I want to talk about. He’s part of my day to...
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Fiz you broke tumblr.
Good job asshole
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i guess they truly were
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angry birds
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adriofthedead:
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man on nights like this I’m just like sitting here wondering to myself
would I make a good mom?
like idek
I’m pretty terrible with kids but I’d like to have some but
like I wouldn’t know what to do
can anyone relate
lmao I’d be a terrible parent
every time my cat meows at me I just go WHAT DO YOU WANT GOD SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY FACE AUGH WHY ARE YOU DOING...
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kangaroo-beer:
akumyo:
goatpox:
mmmellld:
goatpox:
God damn it eating is so miserable and painful when you don’t have six years worth of plaque protecting your nerve endings.
AND CAVITIES.
UGH MY NAKED CAVITIES.
owww. Also, GOD THAT WAS THE SCARIEST REN AND STIMPY EPISODE OF ALL
This was my alternate image choice:
This was my experience with braces.
5 years of braces.
i...
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goatpox:
mmmellld:
goatpox:
God damn it eating is so miserable and painful when you don’t have six years worth of plaque protecting your nerve endings.
AND CAVITIES.
UGH MY NAKED CAVITIES.
owww. Also, GOD THAT WAS THE SCARIEST REN AND STIMPY EPISODE OF ALL
This was my alternate image choice:
This was my experience with braces.
5 years of braces.
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New Thieves page is going up today. Only got 2 hours of sleep last night so I’m pretty brain dead.
Chugging coffee and slapping my cheeks vigorously. I want to have Friday’s comic done by tonight, and then some. Only about 8 pages to go!
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otomemachine:
a really validating experience as an artist is when you come across an artist that absolutely fuckin BLEW YOUR MIND in the past, decades or years or months ago
i’m talking like I QUIT THIS PERSON IS TOO GOOD I CAN’T EVEN COMPREHEND HOW THIS IS MADE
and you look at their work again from a different place and maybe they’re still miles and miles ahead of you, maybe not, but now...
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A DREAM COME TR
amb0rg:
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welp ive lost it, ive really lost it
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